redplebeian:

"I should much rather see reasonable agreement with the Arabs on the basis of living together in peace than the creation of a Jewish state. My awareness of the essential nature of Judaism resists the idea of a Jewish state with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power, no matter how modest. I am afraid of the inner damage Judaism will sustain—especially from the development of a narrow nationalism within our own ranks, against which we have already had to fight strongly, even without a Jewish state." -Albert Einstein

redplebeian:

"I should much rather see reasonable agreement with the Arabs on the basis of living together in peace than the creation of a Jewish state. My awareness of the essential nature of Judaism resists the idea of a Jewish state with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power, no matter how modest. I am afraid of the inner damage Judaism will sustain—especially from the development of a narrow nationalism within our own ranks, against which we have already had to fight strongly, even without a Jewish state." -Albert Einstein

savannahblair:

balmainandbitches:

savannahblair:

lordflacko91:

xgthang:

text’s from my ex

Lmao that’s what you call a heartless chick right there

Heartless or fed up? Little boyfriend who cried ‘love’.

^^^^basically. Dudes always think they can come back on their terms and we’re just supposed to wait around

YASSS

situpsandfruitcups:

romanticizedweakling:

"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies

Pleasantly surprised where this went

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

image

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

(Source: glowwire)

  1. Camera: iPod touch
  2. Aperture: f/2.4
  3. Exposure: 1/15th
  4. Focal Length: 3mm

(Source: loudwhisperss)

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

(Source: buttsext)

choppaclip:

This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black

(Source: starwinter)

(Source: sizvideos)

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

darkwingsnark:


He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 
darkwingsnark:


He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba)