"I should much rather see reasonable agreement with the Arabs on the basis of living together in peace than the creation of a Jewish state. My awareness of the essential nature of Judaism resists the idea of a Jewish state with borders, an army, and a measure of temporal power, no matter how modest. I am afraid of the inner damage Judaism will sustain—especially from the development of a narrow nationalism within our own ranks, against which we have already had to fight strongly, even without a Jewish state." -Albert Einstein
text’s from my ex
Lmao that’s what you call a heartless chick right there
Heartless or fed up? Little boyfriend who cried ‘love’.
^^^^basically. Dudes always think they can come back on their terms and we’re just supposed to wait around
Boy: Wanna go out sometime?
Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”